Monday, December 31, 2007

Finally, the year of the Inoshishi is over!

Me and The Kip can't be the only ones that are sick of the year of the Inoshishi (boar). Maybe its not so much that we hate the Inoshishi, but that we can't wait to party in the year of the Nazumi (rat). Lucky for me, I was born in the year of the Saru(monkey - seems about right) and The Kip is a Tori(rooster).
And just F.Y.I., Saru(monkey) always wins at Rock, Paper, Scissors. mainly because the rest of the Japanese zodiac lacks the opposable thumbs/trickiness to beat Me/Saru. I know what some of you are Saying, "Come on Sky, don't lie to me, the Tatsu (dragon) could easily out wit the Saru (monkey)/you." And I would agree with you if the last dragon hadn't been killed 2 years ago by Me and The Kip. It's a long boring story. Basically, we were sick of his crap.

Friday, December 28, 2007

82.512328...

Japans Population is growing by82.512328 people a day. That means by the time Me and The Kip get there, there will be 495.07396 more Japanese people then there are right now. I don't know how we are supposed to take this. I guess at least we will get away from the 8,000 or so new Americans that will be born before we leave. Anyone else feeling crowded?

Thursday, December 27, 2007

7 days...

Me and The Kip watched a strange video tape last night. As soon as it was over we got a phone call saying we would be going to Japan in "7 days". Either that or the evil video tape we watched this morning is going to kill us in "7 days". Both of these options are scary, but the scariest thing of all... we don't own a VCR. Creepy.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

The Kip is going to Japan!!

Me and The Kip are on our way to Japan. Or at least we will be in 8 days. I thought it only kind to start a blog for my friends, family and total strangers can follow me and my dad (the Kip) through Japan. So stay tuned and you will be flung face first into a world of hurt that is me and The Kip on vacation.