Thursday, January 3, 2008

Ion Supply Drink! Yes please!

Heres something you may not know about Me and The Kip; we are suffering from the largest known Ion deficiency. And as everyone know that low ions = piles of things that are bad for you, your loved ones. Not to mention that really comfy pair of shoe you love so much will be totally ruined.
You may be wonder how you can tell if your Ions are far below there natural or American levels. It's a very simple test.
Step 1: Look at a can of Pocari Sweat.
Step 2: Ask yourself this question, "Would I drink something that has sweat in the name?"
Step 3: Anylizing your answer:
If you said, "No" and got a lil' scared, either your ions are fine, or your a sissy. I'm guessing sissy.
If you said, "I've never been that thirsty." Your ions are flowing just fine.
If you said, "I'll just have a sip of yours." Then you had better go find your own before I mess-up your ions.
If you said, "I'll take a dozen!" Then you maybe need your ion levels adjusted via Pocari Sweat.

If you don't think The Sweat is for you, you can just sit back and enjoy 20oz of Pepsi "Ice Cucumber". You made your choice. Now drink up.

2 comments:

Vida said...

I've never, ever been that thirsty.

Yeffy said...

I would try them...can't be any worse then that Aloe drink with the float-tees!